And the family tandem commute happening any day now…!
It’s about fucking mutants stop trying to making this meaningful.
Media—comics, film, literature, video games—exist for us to find our own meaning and value in it. Especially mutants, which are a super powerful and accessible metaphor for nearly anyone who has ever felt maligned for reasons beyond their control. Shut up.
I’m sorry who are you?
I’m the person who found this scene meaningful, made this gifset and now has to see annoying reblog comments like yours pop up on my dashboard.
Are you fucking kidding me. The X-men comics were literally a metaphor for racism and xenophobia. This is meaningful because it is meant to be meaningful.
Fucking start shit with me if you got a problem with Nightcrawler or Storm.
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)
Anonymous asked: can you like, stop shaming people for their spelling / grammar / education? it's actually really classist and uncool. there are plenty of legitimately awful things that dudebros on OKC are doing, maybe you could just focus on those and let the spelling errors slide?
Spelling mistakes are sometimes excusable, but when someone’s profile comes out and says they want a person who has decent grammar (education/intelligence preference is just as reasonable as physical or personality preference in a partner) and the message is riddled with errors that could be remedied with a fifth grade education, I feel like that is acceptable material for out site. We try not to ridicule people for what might be an intellectual disability and I, personally, am not offended/don’t put those on here.
Grammatical travesties are funny and that’s all we’re trying to do on here: put funny things on the interwebs. Usually, though, grammatical issues are just a single component of a terrible message that would be on here even if everything was spelled correctly. If grammar or spelling is the only issue in an otherwise decent message, those aren’t really that funny and aren’t posted. Additionally, someone with English as a second language is usually easy to pick up on and not fodder for the Ladies of OkCupid.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LADIES OF OKC
I mean, I’m all for comforting lovers. But this is one hell of a pickup line.
By Matt Wuerker
And yet, sadly, Hobby Lobby will probably win because jerks in the 80s and jerks in the 00s elected two Republicans who stacked the Supreme Court with uber conservative trash like Scalia, Alito and whatever the fuck this is.
This is why it matters which party you vote for. Don’t believe these cynical fuckers who insist Democrats are the Pepsi to Republican’s Coke. It’s a huge gulf. It’s more like drinking a glass of water or a cup of draino.