i love kid jokes.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MR. PIBB?!??
My night summarized in one picture.
I was afraid for a long time before moving and a long time before I even knew where I was going to move that my unhappiness had absolutely nothing to do with my location. I had some anxiety about being far away from home and leaving all of my friends behind, and most importantly, taking on…
This is my new blog, San Diego is better.
Its kind of sad that so many people think your parents love and respect for you should be severely altered by the career you choose. My Dad loves me...
if i tell you that my cousin will get alcohol for you do you really think its socially acceptable to ask for four handles and a six pack? c’mon
The guy I spoke to on the phone who thought “OkCupid” was pronounced “Occupied”.
- DEAR STUPID WORLD,
wanting to have sex regularly, like once a day, doesn’t QUALIFY ME, or ANY other girl for that matter, as a NYMPHOMANIAC.
There’s a special place in hell for people who are mean to customer service employees.
- Phone Conversation My Boyfriend Just HadJoel:Hey, man, you have any brown sugar?Justin:Nah, I'm dry right now.Joel:No... We want to make some shortbread.... ...