Gluttony: Reaching the point where you are literally made of food and alcohol
Sloth: Devoting 1/7th of your week to the complete avoidance of any work
Envy: Expecting to be everyone’s one and only God
Pride: Creating a race of ignorent slaves to worship you
Vanity: Making that race in your image
Lust: Impregnating one of those slaves
Wrath: Drowning your slaves because you don’t like them anymore
^^ This is brilliant!!
-Ty
LOVE this.
(via faqueers)
Because if you really knew your bible and your religion, you wouldn’t still be Christian.
(via goodreasonnews)
The Holy Bible
Reader Submission: Title by songwriter Django Haskins.
(additional tip of the hat to comedian Dan Casey for sending a similar idea)
I won’t know that I’m dead…you know why? Because I’ll be fuckin’ dead!
Carl Sagan takes a call from a short-sighted creationist
Sagan responds expertly
Not only expertly, but he is so incredibly patient with the caller who refuses to quit interrupting. What a great communicator.
(Source: youtube.com)
The US Constitution from the RNC merchandise shop:
WE THE PEOPLE
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
2nd Amendment:
The Right of the people to keep and bear Arms.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
JESUS.
JESUS.
Contradictions in the Bible, commissioned by Sam Harris for his nonprofit foundation Project Reason, with graphic design by Andy Marlow. The bars that run along the bottom of the visualization represent the 1189 chapters in the Bible, with the length of each bar corresponding to the number of verses in each chapter. White bars represent the Old Testament and grey bars represent the New Testament. Each red arc indicates a contradiction.
Hat tip/Daniel.
(via greenstate)
— Christopher Hitchens (via hatefulatheist)
On average, people who took the survey answered half the questions incorrectly, and many flubbed even questions about their own faith.
Those who scored the highest were atheists and agnostics, as well as two religious minorities: Jews and Mormons. The results were the same even after the researchers controlled for factors like age and racial differences.
And this is my favorite bit…
“I have heard many times that atheists know more about religion than religious people,” Mr. Silverman said. “Atheism is an effect of that knowledge, not a lack of knowledge. I gave a Bible to my daughter. That’s how you make atheists.”
Brilliant.
putting a deposit on this house in 20 minutes uh oh.
the world would be a better place if more bands emulated Big Star
love my school
why do people group clinical depression in with stuff like self harm and eating disorders you can literally treat depression by seeing...
Two eggs, 1/2 avocado, sharp cheddar, and salsa. Happy Daylight Saving Time.
The brilliant musician beat the woman beater.
