…last one. #roughnight
Militant Islam is to militant atheism as serial killer is to cat lady.
— Richard Dawkins at the Reason Rally, March 24th, 2012 (via fuckyeahatheism)
Gluttony: Reaching the point where you are literally made of food and alcohol
Sloth: Devoting 1/7th of your week to the complete avoidance of any work
Envy: Expecting to be everyone’s one and only God
Pride: Creating a race of ignorent slaves to worship you
Vanity: Making that race in your image
Lust: Impregnating one of those slaves
Wrath: Drowning your slaves because you don’t like them anymore
^^ This is brilliant!!
(Source: the-gallium-knight, via )
Even though you can’t hear me and I never got to write to you, You, sir, have changed my life, you helped me to break free out of prison of religion. You opened my eyes and lead me to better life. For that I say - THANK YOU thousand times. You and your criticism, open mind and refusal to accept wrongdoings of poisonous religions will prevail and live within those who had the honor to learn from you.
I salute you, Sir.
lol, I know right.
This cracked my smile open for a moment.
|Richard Dawkins:||[The Magic of Reality] is a book about science. It doesn't talk about God.|
|Bill O'Reilly:||It mocks God, I looked at it. Come on!|
|Richard Dawkins:||Which bit have you looked at?|
|Bill O'Reilly:||I went through that book, and you're basically saying that everything can be explained by science. Correct?|
|Richard Dawkins:||Well, everything about the natural world can be explained by science. But where does that mock God?|
|Bill O'Reilly:||Yeah, it basically says that these things are myths, they're not really true.|
|Richard Dawkins:||Every chapter has myths at the beginning--|
|Richard Dawkins:||Some of them are Aztec myths, there are ancient Egyptian myths, Greek myths, Judeo-Christian myths.|
|Bill O'Reilly:||Whatever! Don't play these semantic games with me! You know what you're doing. You're trying to get to the kids and say, "You're an idiot if you believe in God."|
|Richard Dawkins:||It's got nothing to do with God! I'm talking about myths from all over the world. The Judeo-Christian myth is thrown in occasionally, as one of many myths that come from around the world.|
|Bill O'Reilly:||But the Judeo-Christian philosophy isn't a myth. It's reality.|
Its kind of sad that so many people think your parents love and respect for you should be severely altered by the career you choose. My Dad loves me...
if i tell you that my cousin will get alcohol for you do you really think its socially acceptable to ask for four handles and a six pack? c’mon
The guy I spoke to on the phone who thought “OkCupid” was pronounced “Occupied”.
- DEAR STUPID WORLD,
wanting to have sex regularly, like once a day, doesn’t QUALIFY ME, or ANY other girl for that matter, as a NYMPHOMANIAC.
There’s a special place in hell for people who are mean to customer service employees.
- Phone Conversation My Boyfriend Just HadJoel:Hey, man, you have any brown sugar?Justin:Nah, I'm dry right now.Joel:No... We want to make some shortbread.... ...