Militant Islam is to militant atheism as serial killer is to cat lady.
NOT TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN - YOU DON’T GET TO PUT YOUR UN-REASON ON THE SAME SHELF WITH MY REASON.
Gluttony: Reaching the point where you are literally made of food and alcohol
Sloth: Devoting 1/7th of your week to the complete avoidance of any work
Envy: Expecting to be everyone’s one and only God
Pride: Creating a race of ignorent slaves to worship you
Vanity: Making that race in your image
Lust: Impregnating one of those slaves
Wrath: Drowning your slaves because you don’t like them anymore
^^ This is brilliant!!
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Okay, you win. Maybe I do post about atheism too much. Don’t care.
Proposition 1: I base what films I will see in theatres on the scores given to those films on Rotten Tomatoes.
Proposition 2: Rotten Tomatoes gave Fast Five a “Certified Fresh” stamp of approval.
Inference: I will see Fast Five later today in theatres.
Conclusion (later tonight, internal monologue): I probably would’ve been more entertained by throwing the ten dollars I wasted on this film in rolls of pennies out of a moving vehicle at somebody who looks like they would have enjoyed this sorry excuse for a film.
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
You know what’s worse than people who ‘suddenly care about Robin Williams’? People who complain that people ‘suddenly care about Robin Williams’