Militant Islam is to militant atheism as serial killer is to cat lady.
NOT TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN - YOU DON’T GET TO PUT YOUR UN-REASON ON THE SAME SHELF WITH MY REASON.
Gluttony: Reaching the point where you are literally made of food and alcohol
Sloth: Devoting 1/7th of your week to the complete avoidance of any work
Envy: Expecting to be everyone’s one and only God
Pride: Creating a race of ignorent slaves to worship you
Vanity: Making that race in your image
Lust: Impregnating one of those slaves
Wrath: Drowning your slaves because you don’t like them anymore
^^ This is brilliant!!
(Source: the-gallium-knight, via )
— Dr. Jack Kevorkian (via cocknbull)
Okay, you win. Maybe I do post about atheism too much. Don’t care.
- GUYS I JUST REALIZED
I’m 4 months self-harm free
13 months ED behavior free
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge