May 24, 2011
Logical Proofs

Proposition 1: I base what films I will see in theatres on the scores given to those films on Rotten Tomatoes.

Proposition 2: Rotten Tomatoes gave Fast Five a “Certified Fresh” stamp of approval.

Inference: I will see Fast Five later today in theatres.

Conclusion (later tonight, internal monologue): I probably would’ve been more entertained by throwing the ten dollars I wasted on this film in rolls of pennies out of a moving vehicle at somebody who looks like they would have enjoyed this sorry excuse for a film.

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